I'm not masochistic

So, my days of not - eatingness kinda paid off.
Tumbled down the flight of steps leading to the nyp library. My knees just unbuckled for no reason.

*shows off battle scars*

To be really honest, I'm kinda pleased at this incident, because

1) It shows that my body is weakening, and weakening can only mean that my new lifestyle is working the way I wanted it to

2) For once, I felt like some fragile vase who could actually break some bones with that fall, not like a tub of lard that'll just bounce off at the impact

But yeah, this better not spread to the adults or I'll get murdered